UK festivalgoers have the unique distinction of being the most liberal, when it comes to determining a good location to relieve oneself. It seems that the Glastonbury Festival is being forced to mitigate this issue, by the environmental agency that monitors the festival.
According to event organizers, the water table at the site is continuously monitored by them and a the local Environmental Agency and if the agency determines that the water table has become polluted they have the power to shut down the fest.
Determined to not allow the Environmental Agency to piss on their festival, the Glastonbury folks have decided to have a contest to see who can come up with the best artwork that will be used on site to encourage the beer guzzling blokes to make their way to one of the many additional urinals that will be added this year, instead of poisoning the local water.
If you think that you’ve got what it takes to create an image so inspiring that it would cause drunk festival goers to make the extra effort to get to a toilet, then go to http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/design-our-dont-pee-campaign-logo-win-glastonbury-tickets/ and if your design is selected you can win a pair of tix for Glasto and a spot in the Worthy View Campsite… which I presume has toilets.